So at work during our twice a week meetings we always have someone who is in a jokester mood. The joking usually comes out in some smart aleck comment when another employee is complaining or says something that is a bit off and hilarity usually ensues. So with that I am going to keep a running log of those comments and, if I can remember, a record of what sparked the comment.

Here are the current few I can remember:

David: I will not be around as often as I am going to Graduate school.
Greg: Translation: “I’m sorry my success is inconvenient for you”.

Ray: Well they need a faster speed, what comes between 3 & 10?
Marc: 4, 5,….6….7…8……9.
Ray: Shut up…

Pam: $5.20 to drive to work in the “express” lanes but we are going 20mph. #ripoff
(Image of traffic and freeway, on the ground it says “Exprs”)
Josh: Oh that’s the exprs lane. It’s the Chinese knockoff express lane. Doesn’t work quite as well.

If you feel like searching for these in the future as I add more, the hash tag for these will be: #TwoPointsTo

Hope you got a few laughs and that your doing well!
Peace be with you.